Basically is what you are if this came across your dash this morning. I’m handing out a long term task today, anyone can do it, and it’s more of an ongoing thing as you go about your day.
Essentially, toilet seats are off limits for your ass today. You can squat over them, you can try a leg lift, but your ass is not to touch! Not even the rim. The best you get is a single point of thigh/rim contact if you absolutely need it. How good is your aim? How’s your squatting strength? Well we’re about to find out.
And a few clarifications to make sure everyone is clear on the rules: Remember your back should always face the toilet tank. And yes, this applies to public toilets and work toilets. And ABSOLUTELY no sitting to wipe.
Have fun bitches!