I’m a geek/nerd so I love pi day, but the filthy fuckpig in me wants to have fun with it to, so here’s a quick little challenge (I’ll have to wait until after work to do it myself - so sad) to celebrate! This is gonna get messy, use a tiled area or put down a drop cloth or plastic table cloth.
Step 1 - Buy a pie. Or make a pie (and wait for it to cool). Or buy an empty pie crust and a can of whipped cream. You know what, get whipped cream too anyways.
Step 2 - Cover your (cooled/lukewarm) pie in whipped cream
Seriously - no hot pies. That shit will give you burns in degrees and stick to boot, warm crusts can hide magma centers.
Step 3 - Pie yourself. Sit in it, smash it in your face, smash your face in it, smash it on your tits. Rub it around until the pie tin is mostly empty or extremely messy. Clothed or naked, your choice!
Step 4 - Eat the pie. From your body, but definitely whatever fell on the floor (or your floor covering). No forks, avoid using your hands if you can. I really hope you took a shower this morning...
BONUS ROUND! - Just for funsies, DIRECTLY AFTER eating as much pie as you can, get your ass and a dildo to a toilet for 15 minutes minimum of deep throat training.
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