Adventures in self degradation and humiliation

Good morning bitches! Today I thought I'd give a task that might turn into a lifestyle change - who knows? So I've been thinking about how boring morning routines can be (I know I'm bored with mine) so why not spice it up a bit? After all, how you get started can set your whole mood for the day! So what's the task? Well, I'm gonna give you a list and you should add at least 2 to your morning routine.

• When you get up put some clamps or clothespins on your nipples until you're ready to get dressed
• When you brush your teeth put a dab on your clit until you brush, floss, and rinse with mouthwash - remember to keep brushing for two minutes and swish mouthwash for 60 seconds!
• If you're taking a shower in the morning, position yourself so you can piss on yourself before hand. If you can't, then get a bowl or glass to use to dump over yourself. Added bonus for this is you conserve water.
• Don't forget breakfast! Make sure you eat it at your spot on the floor!
• As you're fixing your hair and make-up in the mirror take a minute to tell yourself what a worthless, needy, horny set of holes you are or repeat your favorite slut/bitch mantra.
• Get in some deep throat practice! Set up your favorite dildo and get in 10-15 minutes of cock sucking practice. It always pays to be prepared!
• All those pain fans out there - make sure to give those tits, cunt, or ass a few swats enough so that whenever you have to brush up against something you get a nice reminder (especially if you've got your tack bra on!)
• Pet players make sure you put on your collar when you roll out of bed! When you go to put on your jewelry you can replace it with your favorite necklace or choker. 
• For all the bondage fans choose your favorite under the clothes tie to use today. Just make sure you do it safely so you don't have circulation issues in the middle of the day!
• And of course before you get dressed, edge so your cunt is nice and wet and needy then get dressed as you normally would. Let's face it, you probably already do this already

So pretty straightforwards today. And who knows, maybe you'll do them all in your new morning routine. And hey, depending on what you like remember to add a "good girl" or "remember you can always be better bitch" comment after you do each task.

And of course, this is just a start. Personalize your tasks to reflect what you already do,  want to do every morning, and the kinds of things you love to do in general. Remember too you can always raise the bar once you’ve mastered a step!