Adventures in self degradation and humiliation
18+ ONLY! I am the wall of text on your dashboard. This is a blog with tasks, advice, and stories aimed toward female submissives without partners, are in long term relationships, just getting started, etc. Most of the emphasis is going to be on solo play and most of the posts are going to be more instructive rather than immersive. Even though I'm concentrating on femsubs, everyone is welcome (unless you're underage. If you are, kindly leave until you mature). TRIGGER WARNING: Just about everything. Snowflakes enter at your own risk.
A Cunt's Mashed Potatoes
So Thanksgiving is coming up, and I've been thinking about what kind of fun could be had with the festivities, and for all the solo subs out there, other than normal "I'm thankful for..." it's mostly about the food. Let's face it, we all know it. So I thought "how can I kink up the food?" and I have some ideas, not sure how many I'll do before the holidays, but we'll see right!
So first idea I had was for mashed potatoes. Traditionally you dice or cube potatoes, boil them in seasoned water, mash them with a fork or a masher, and add milk, butter, cheese, bacon, etc. to individual taste. I had another method in mind.
So first you need to get potatoes: I'm going to ask that you get fries in advance - unsalted if possible. I know some of you are thinking "fries, but those are a delicious treat!" I know, but hang in there with me. They can be from anywhere, fast food places, left over from a wing meal, just...fries. I suppose you could use boiled potatoes too, but no seasoning should be added.
Okay, you have your fries? Next step is to let them get cold. Let them sit for at least a few hours, possibly in the fridge. Who here likes old reheated fries? No one? That's right!
Now to start preparations. put the fries on a tile/hardwood floor or a nice solid surface, like cardboard on a book. I know your floors are always sparkling clean and dazzling.
Ready to make your "mashed potatoes"? Great, put on a shoe. Or don't I suppose, I don't really care but you'll be doing more work barefoot. You see where this is going right? Stomp and grind those fries into a pile of mush, as mushy as you can get them. If you have some trouble you can add some liquid - water, spit, piss, oil, way too much hot sauce, something unpleasant for you. (If you really can't do it with your foot/shoe, you may resort to using your hand to smash them into oblivion)
And voila your dish is served! Isn't people food such a luxury for you? Don't forget to clean your "cooking utensil", preferably with your tongue until it's sparkling clean! Don't forget the nooks and crannies, that's where all the flavor is!