Adventures in self degradation and humiliation
18+ ONLY! I am the wall of text on your dashboard. This is a blog with tasks, advice, and stories aimed toward female submissives without partners, are in long term relationships, just getting started, etc. Most of the emphasis is going to be on solo play and most of the posts are going to be more instructive rather than immersive. Even though I'm concentrating on femsubs, everyone is welcome (unless you're underage. If you are, kindly leave until you mature). TRIGGER WARNING: Just about everything. Snowflakes enter at your own risk.
Who Wants Macaroni and Cheese With That?
Okay, so next up on the thanksgiving menu is macaroni and cheese. This is usually one of my favorites, and I’m sure I’m not alone on this. Let’s see if that opinion holds up after this challenge...
Step one is to buy a box, one of the cheap boxes that you question feeding to small children sometimes with the powdered cheese. Hint: if you spent more than 89 cents on it, you’ve drastically over paid or bought the wrong kind.
Step two! Make it. Make sure that when you boil the pasta it's overcooked so it’s soft and lost that al dente feel. Which is really not gonna be too hard. I also suggest leaving out the milk and replacing it with water, mostly ‘cause I can tell you to and the idea of it makes me laugh. If you’re really daring you’ll leave out the butter too and just keep adding water (that'll make me laugh harder).
Step three - oh, you thought I was done? Awww, that’s cute. So step three is to dump your portion into a blender and blend/pulse it for a minute or so. Add water if needed. Piss or lots of hot sauce or a dash vinegar can also be substituted if you’re feeling particularly masochistic. If you don’t have a blender you can dump your portion in a bowl and use a potato masher or a fork to mash it up - I expect some elbow grease to be used and a glistening forehead before they’re done. Feel free to add more liquid here too.
Did I mention you can’t use your hands or utensils to eat it? Because you can’t by the way. But the good news is I’m pretty sure it would look good in anyone’s dog bowl! And hey, if you’re going to be kneeling on the floor anyway to eat it with your mashed potatoes, might as well be kneeling in the part you didn’t eat. Hell, why not just put the extra between your butt cheeks while you eat? Just think of the feeling as you wiggle around...
Thanks to @orgasmtasks for contributing ideas!