Adventures in self degradation and humiliation

This is the first post I'm moving over. Christmas is almost here,but there's still a little time to celebrate the 12 days, so what the hell, let's get festive!

So I made up some simple little tasks to go along with the twelve days of x-mas song. You can do them one a day or add them all up for a spectacular x-mas eve! I’ve tried to include a little bit of different kinks so I hope you enjoy! (It’s also totally singable. I used the version with 9 ladies, 10 lords, 11 pipers, and 12 drummers cause that’s what I know, but there is a LOT of variation and switching of 9-12 in songs)

*Ahem* On the twelve days of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A hard edge – NO CUMMING

This one is pretty self explanatory. All you good girls out there should know how to edge.

Two tits tied tight

Also self explanatory. Tie them up tights, and use some tinsel or red, green, or white striped rope to some festive cheer

Three clothespins

At least! But these three should be strategically placed – one on each nipple and one on your clit for a long as you can stand it

Four debasing words

And write them big on your body. I suggest two on your tits, one on your stomach, and one on your face/chest for maximum impact, but you can write them wherever you want.

Five anal trainings

Fuck your ass with a dildo or slip in a butt plug while you cook or see how long you can hold something without letting it drop. Feel free to spread these out through your day!

Six creeping heat plays

So this is six minutes of heat play. In order of difficulty (and reversibility I think….) - toothpaste, ginger, icy hot, and tiger balm, If you’re a beginner, start with a spot of toothpaste on a sensitive area (nips or cunt) to test how it affects you. I seem to be pretty resistant, but everyone is different. See if you can last with it on for six minute – bear in mind icy hot and tiger balm will linger long after it’s wiped off.

Seven swats a-stinging

Use your hand, a crop, a paddle, a brush, whatever you have or usually use. Then give yourself 7 hard swats – these can be on your cunt, your ass ( seven on each side please), or your tits (again, seven on each side)

Eight minutes milking

Whether you’re lactating or not, spend eight consecutive (that means all at once for you bimbos) minutes with your tits facing down and pulling at those nips!

Nine naked dance moves

Get those clothes off and practice those sexy ass moves! This doesn’t have to be a long dance, but should include nine distinct and different moves. If you get stuck try some of the clichéd moves your parents did – something you’d expect to see parodied by a SNL character

Ten minutes kneeling

Preferably in a corner or sucking a dildo. Add some difficulty by kneeling on rice or rocks, heighten the experience with blindfolds, bindings, and vibes (oh my!)

Eleven times reciting

Pick a mantra and recite it eleven times in a row. Play with yourself/edge while you do it! I have some tagged #bdsm mantra (only on the tumblr for the moment, not that the search feature if of much help lately….) If you don’t know one you can use “I am three holes and a set of tits, just a slut and a plaything for use”

Twelve deep throat dives

Stretch your throat some first, then go down as far as you can and hold it as long as you can 12 times (your time down there may get shorter as you go along)

Hope your twelve days are full of fun and good cheer!